Pistol Hat

Posted December 12, 2008 By admin

Pistol Hat
create a small story using the following: Best story wins 10p's!!!?

Peter Griffen(family guy)
Master Chief (green robot guy from Halo)
Jessica Biel
Han solo (guy from star wars)
Welcome to Canada postcard
Vanessa Anne Hudgnes
Russian vodka
Marmalade
Dual 9mm pistols
lightsaber
Pointy hat
Donald Trump
Honda civic
an army of poisonus mules and rabid parakeets

Good luck!!! Be creative!!!

The flight to Toronto was late, and Peter Griffen and Master Chief were waiting by the gate to board. Soon, Han Solo and Jessica Biel sat next to them and struck up a conversation..."Do you think I'll be able to bring this russian vodka into Canada?" Jessica asked. "I don't see why not", said Han..."I got the marmelade in last time no problem, they don't even ask anymore."

"Now Boarding, flight 991 to Toronto, with a stop-over in New York at gate 23" Said the muffled voice over the PA system.

"About bloody time!!" Yelled Venessa Anne Hudgnes as she ran to the front of the line. "Hey, you can't do that!" Yelled Donald Trump..."I was here first!"

Master Chief and Han Solo turned their attention to the cuffuffle and Jessica Biel couldn't wait to see what was going to happen.

"I'm so sorry", said Vanessa..."I didn't realise all you people were waiting for this flight too!"

Order was once again restored. As the plane was boarded in a calm manner, the pilot came out of the cockpit to welcome passengers aboard. He got a lot of funny looks because of his pointy hat, but that was just his way of raising spirits after making his passengers wait for so long to get onboard.

As the plane landed in New York, Vanessa and Donald were alighting, and Han over-heard Donald telling Vanessa how he could give her a lift to the restaurant she was going to in the Honda Civic he had waiting for him at the rental office. Han immeidately thought Donald was a wuss for renting a Civic, but didn't give it another thought.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we will be landing at our final destination, Toronto International Airport, in approximately 10 minutes, please fasten your seatbelts." Said the pilot with the pointy hat.

Master Chief buckled his seatbelt and got ready to land. Once on the ground, Master Chief collected his carry on bags and left the plane.

When Han Solo got off the plane, he saw Master Chief waiting for him near the baggage collection area, pointing his Dual 9mm pistols straight at him, and with a blank stare on his face.

Han turned on his light sabre in preparation for the melee that was surely going to ensue. The two were staring each other down, when all of a sudden, a whole army of poisonous mules and rabid parakeets stormed the pair and got the suituation back under control. Once everyone was calm, the mules and parakeets handed out 'Welcome to Canada' postcards to all the passengers, and everyone went on with their day.